10 Random Poker Quotes

• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."