10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha