10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."