10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament