10 Random Poker Quotes

• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "No river, no fish."