10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth