10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."