10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Those eggs smell delicious!