10 Random Poker Quotes

• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha