10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from