10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...