10 Random Poker Quotes

• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow