10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Welcome to kicker school