10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..