10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.