10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• It's Free To Fold...
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.