10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Poker is for fat, American losers.