10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"