10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus