10 Random Poker Quotes

• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "No river, no fish."
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine