10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth