10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.