10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury