10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."