10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)