10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You have to piss with the dick you have
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek