10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters