10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.