10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.