10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow