10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com