10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Poker is for loners.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --