10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers