10 Random Poker Quotes

• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!