10 Random Poker Quotes

• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!