10 Random Poker Quotes

• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)