10 Random Poker Quotes

To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
You have to piss with the dick you have
how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
"What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
Why not, when some because there are three.