10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- "No river, no fish."
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.