10 Random Poker Quotes

Never educate a stupid poker player.
never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
"never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
It's Free To Fold...
Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob