10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."