10 Random Poker Quotes

• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Welcome to kicker school
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer