10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..