10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.