10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com