10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "No river, no fish."
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones