10 Random Poker Quotes

• im going to 2 out you to death
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson