10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom