10 Random Poker Quotes

• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts