10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi