10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Fold and live to fold again
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."